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LOL!  I am such a freak. I dont always read things as well as I should. I assumed it was going to give a nickname for, well. nevermind.   Like what’s your porno name?

Name of your 1st pet? +  Mother’s maiden name?

Carrots Mayfield

I thought your porno name was your first pet and street you grew up on. Which would make me Cocoa Willmont, if I go your way and do the mom thing, I am Cocoa Cornwell. Either has hilarious connotations. I’d rather be Willmont though.

nice to meet you, Cocoa.

What’s best is I am like the whitest chick alive, so I suppose I would be an inter-racial porn star or something.

HAHA!  You and me both! ( I always think of Curtis Mayfield, then the theme to Shaft)  Hush Yo Mouth! 

LOL. my first pet was a boy, so I don’t think it works as well as Carrots Mayfield or Cocoa Willmont. It would be Black Jack Taylor.
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    HA…I still love my Party Foul name tag.
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    LOL. my first pet was a boy, so I don’t think it works as well as Carrots Mayfield or Cocoa Willmont. It would be Black...
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    Just call me Zippy.
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    Loose Change here and I am married to Noodles.
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    huh, I got Zippy. Interesting.
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    I am Dick Little
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    Smokey the Bear?
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    seriouslythough: malty: I’m Moses.
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    “Can you hear me now?” Wtf is that nick name I got?
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    HAHA! You and me both! ( I always think of Curtis Mayfield, then the theme to Shaft) Hush Yo Mouth!
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    I guess Carrots would give you the ginger fetishists. HAHA.
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    What’s best is I am like the whitest chick alive, so I suppose I would be an inter-racial porn star or something.
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    nice to meet you, Cocoa.
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